- Things You Think Only You Do

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

laziness .... its all in the mind

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.