I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Eat ice by itself

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Play Minecraft

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.