I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.