Pee in the shower

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.