Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.