Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Eat ice by itself

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Pee in the shower

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.