Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I can't trill my R's

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Set Fire to the Rain

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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get really confused

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.