I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Play Minecraft

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.