put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.