Pee in the shower

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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being super bored at shool

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.