Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.