If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I have never watched Star Wars.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Set Fire to the Rain

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.