When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.