When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

laziness .... its all in the mind

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Pee in the shower

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.