In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Play Minecraft

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.