Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.