resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.