I can't trill my R's

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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I eat ass

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Play Minecraft

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.