whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pee in the shower

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.