- Things You Think Only You Do

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I apologize, when i bump against things.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Eat ice by itself

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

wonder who wrote these things

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

laziness .... its all in the mind

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.