I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Poop naked.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.