- Things You Think Only You Do

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.