Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Still record on VHS tapes.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.