I can't trill my R's

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

I eat ass

Set Fire to the Rain

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Play Minecraft

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.