I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Eat ice by itself

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.