- Things You Think Only You Do

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.