- Things You Think Only You Do

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.