Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Poop naked.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.