When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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speak proper english

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.