- Things You Think Only You Do

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Pee in the shower

Talk to my cat.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.