Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Set Fire to the Rain

I eat ass

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Play Minecraft

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.