Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.