Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Pee in the shower

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.