Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Poop naked.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.