Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Pee in the shower

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.