being super bored at shool

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Pee in the shower

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pee in the shower

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.