On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play Minecraft

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.