Eat ice by itself

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Play Minecraft

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Pee in the shower

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Try to see nipples through body paint.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.