I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.