Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Be a loner at school

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.