I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Pee in the shower

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.