Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.