Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I have never watched Star Wars.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.