- Things You Think Only You Do

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.