- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.