I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.