I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

laziness .... its all in the mind

speak proper english

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Pee in the shower

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.