While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.