Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.