- Things You Think Only You Do

I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.