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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.