Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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being super bored at shool

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.