When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.