Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Vote for the other guy

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.