When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.