- Things You Think Only You Do

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.