get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.