When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.