See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Pee in the shower

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.