In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.