When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.