When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.