- Things You Think Only You Do

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.