When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Pee in the shower

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.