I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.