you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Pee in the shower

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.