- Things You Think Only You Do

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Play Minecraft

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.