- Things You Think Only You Do

Still record on VHS tapes.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

wonder who wrote these things

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.