Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Run faster down hotel corridors.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.