in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

thumb_up thumb_down -70

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

thumb_up thumb_down -74

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

open the fridge A eat food B think

thumb_up thumb_down -84

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

thumb_up thumb_down -92

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

thumb_up thumb_down -98

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

thumb_up thumb_down -15

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

thumb_up thumb_down -17

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

thumb_up thumb_down -17

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

thumb_up thumb_down -21

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.