Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.