- Things You Think Only You Do

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Still record on VHS tapes.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.