When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.