In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Pee in the shower

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.