I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.