When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Talk to my cat.

get really confused

Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

check shower for murder then pee

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

I refuse to forward chain letters

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

KICK THE CAN

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.