Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

misread dig bick

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

i see almost everything as a sign

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.