- Things You Think Only You Do

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Take baths

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Read shampoo bottle when no magazine in bathroom.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.