- Things You Think Only You Do

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.