On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Watch the same movies over and over

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.