- Things You Think Only You Do

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I refuse to forward chain letters

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.