I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.