Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Pee in the shower

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.