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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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I can't trill my R's
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.