When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

thumb_up thumb_down -110

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -15

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

thumb_up thumb_down -35

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

thumb_up thumb_down -39

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

thumb_up thumb_down -45

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.