- Things You Think Only You Do

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

get really confused

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Pee in the shower

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.