flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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being super bored at shool

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Eat ice by itself

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.