worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.