Pee in the shower

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Pee in the shower

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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draw pictures on the mirror from the shower steam

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.