When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.