- Things You Think Only You Do

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Play Minecraft

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

laziness .... its all in the mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.