Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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being super bored at shool

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.