Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.