Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.