Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.