Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.