Pee in the shower

Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

I have never watched Star Wars.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.