Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When out I like to "people watch."

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Play Minecraft

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pee in the shower

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.