Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.