Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.