when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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being super bored at shool

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.