Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.