It's hot but I still have on covers

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.