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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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wonder who wrote these things
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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speak proper english
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.