I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

thumb_up thumb_down -2

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

thumb_up thumb_down -50

I can't trill my R's

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

always check thde back seat before starting the car

thumb_up thumb_down -56

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

thumb_up thumb_down -66

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.