chew on the side of my teeth

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

laziness .... its all in the mind

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I sleep in my underpants every single night

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.