I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

open the fridge A eat food B think

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Pee in the shower

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.