Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.