Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Vote for the other guy

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.