- Things You Think Only You Do

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Poop naked.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.