- Things You Think Only You Do

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.