Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Eat ice by itself

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Play Minecraft

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Pee in the shower

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.