In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I can't trill my R's

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.