push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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get really confused

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.