Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play Minecraft

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.