- Things You Think Only You Do

wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Pee in the shower

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.