I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.