- Things You Think Only You Do

I have walked into a sliding glass door

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

laziness .... its all in the mind

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.