- Things You Think Only You Do

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Pee in the shower

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

sneeze without closing my eyes

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.