Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.