I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.