Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I can't trill my R's

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.