Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

Vote for the other guy

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

open the fridge A eat food B think

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.