put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.