Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Eat ice by itself

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Pee in the shower

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.