Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.