Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.