Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.