Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.