- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Pee in the shower

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.