Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.