i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.