when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Poop naked.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I never feel bored

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.