- Things You Think Only You Do

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.