When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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being super bored at shool

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.