If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.