Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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being super bored at shool

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.