When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

thumb_up thumb_down -27

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

thumb_up thumb_down -29

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

thumb_up thumb_down -35

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

thumb_up thumb_down -37

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

thumb_up thumb_down -43

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

thumb_up thumb_down -47

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

thumb_up thumb_down -51

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

thumb_up thumb_down -61

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.