- Things You Think Only You Do

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.