when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pee in the shower

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.