place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.