When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.