Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.