im going to kill that person and get away with it

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Pee in the shower

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.