- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I sleep in my underpants every single night

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.