I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

fall asleep in the shower.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

i see almost everything as a sign

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.