Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

i see almost everything as a sign

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.