I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.