Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Pretend i'm a sim.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

being super bored at shool

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.