wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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being super bored at shool

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Play Minecraft

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.