I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.