Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pee in the shower

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.