When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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wonder who wrote these things

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.