Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.