- Things You Think Only You Do

check shower for murder then pee

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.