Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.