pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.