watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.