I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.