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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.