start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.