Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.