Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.