When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.