- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.