Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -59

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

thumb_up thumb_down -63

I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

thumb_up thumb_down -75

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -89

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

thumb_up thumb_down -107

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

thumb_up thumb_down

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

thumb_up thumb_down -6

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

thumb_up thumb_down -18

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.