I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.