When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

open the fridge A eat food B think

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Pee in the shower

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.