forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.