Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Play Minecraft

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.