try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I never feel bored

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.