KICK THE CAN

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.