Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Pee in the shower

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.