Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.