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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.