When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.