Pee in the shower

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.