I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.