I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.