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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.