trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.