when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.