When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.