Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Vote for the other guy

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.