I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.