only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.