Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Pee in the shower

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.