Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Try to see nipples through body paint.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.