if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.