Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.