Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.