flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.