When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Poop naked.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.