I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.