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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Pee in the shower
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.
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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.