I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.