Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Pee in the shower

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.