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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."
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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.