I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Fart at home

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

KICK THE CAN

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.