Pee in the shower

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.