This song will not come out of my head!

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.