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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)
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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3
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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.