resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Pee in the shower

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.