I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.