- Things You Think Only You Do

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Play Minecraft

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.