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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.
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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.