It's hot but I still have on covers

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.