Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

sneeze without closing my eyes

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.