When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.