Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pee in the shower

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.