- Things You Think Only You Do

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Pee in the shower

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Try to see nipples through body paint.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.