- Things You Think Only You Do

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.