I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.