Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.