Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.