i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Set Fire to the Rain

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

thumb_up thumb_down -66

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

thumb_up thumb_down -82

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

thumb_up thumb_down -82

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -94

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

thumb_up thumb_down +35

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

thumb_up thumb_down +19

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.