Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.