When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I pee in the shower. :3

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.