Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Pee in the shower

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

get really confused

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.