Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.