Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.