I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Play Minecraft

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.