Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.