play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.