When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.