Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Play Minecraft

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.