do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

fall asleep in the shower.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.