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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.