Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.