Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.