Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.