only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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being super bored at shool

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.