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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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I brush my teeth while im in the shower
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.