Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.