i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I hate being called "buddy".

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Sitting next to a banana called James

Eat ice by itself

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.