think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.