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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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I can't trill my R's
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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.
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always check thde back seat before starting the car
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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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Pee in the shower
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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Pee in the shower
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.