I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.