Thinking your life is a movie...

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.