Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.