When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Play Minecraft

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.