When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Food is always tastier the SECOND time you heat it up.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.