when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

I always think I have special powers

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Pee in the shower

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.