always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Play Minecraft

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.