- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.