- Things You Think Only You Do

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I refuse to forward chain letters

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

being super bored at shool

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.