Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.