i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.