- Things You Think Only You Do

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I apologize, when i bump against things.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Play with my own boobs for no reason

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

i see almost everything as a sign

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.