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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Set Fire to the Rain
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.