When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Pee in the shower

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.