I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Play Minecraft

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.