You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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being super bored at shool

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.