when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.