I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.