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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.
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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.