Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.