When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.