- Things You Think Only You Do

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

I refuse to forward chain letters

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.