Talk to my cat.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.