worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.