I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.