I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.