Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.