I type a comment here and secretly feel special

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

sneeze without closing my eyes

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.