Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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misread dig bick

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.