you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.