Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.