I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Pee in the shower

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.