- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Play Minecraft

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.