something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Play Minecraft

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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get really confused

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.