- Things You Think Only You Do

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Poo really loud

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Only use the left earphone.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Thinking your life is a movie...

My parents are annoying.

When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.