Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.