I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.