right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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being super bored at shool

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.