sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.