Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.