right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

This song will not come out of my head!

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

being super bored at shool

sing like a pro in da shower

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.