I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Vote for the other guy

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.