Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.