When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.