When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.