Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.