When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.