Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.