- Things You Think Only You Do

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.