Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Vote for the other guy

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.