sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.