spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.