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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.
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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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sing like a pro in da shower
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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open the fridge A eat food B think
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Pee in the shower
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Poop naked.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.