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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...
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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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I refuse to forward chain letters
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.