I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.