think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.