Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.