push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.