Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.