When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.