I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.