open the fridge A eat food B think

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Pee in the shower

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.