When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Play Minecraft

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.