you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.