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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.