Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.