i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.