Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Play as both sides on fifa

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I apologize, when i bump against things.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.