Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.