When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.