taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.