Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.