Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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speak proper english

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.