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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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Try to see nipples through body paint.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.