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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol
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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.
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I apologize, when i bump against things.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.