Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.