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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)
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Pee in the shower
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.