Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When out I like to "people watch."

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.