- Things You Think Only You Do

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.