Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.