When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Pee in the shower

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.