- Things You Think Only You Do

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

i see almost everything as a sign

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.