Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.