Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

wonder who wrote these things

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

get really confused

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Poop naked.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.