when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.