Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.