i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.