When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.