- Things You Think Only You Do

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I hate being called "buddy".

It's hot but I still have on covers

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.