I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.