sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

wonder who wrote these things

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.