Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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speak proper english

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.