make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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KICK THE CAN

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.