check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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being super bored at shool

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.