Poop naked.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.