When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.