Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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KICK THE CAN

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.