- Things You Think Only You Do

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I have never watched Star Wars.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.