clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.