When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Play Minecraft

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.