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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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Make hand gestures when talking on phone
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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Avoid as many television commercials as I can
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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-29
Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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-31
I refuse to forward chain letters
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-31
Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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Eat ice by itself
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.