Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I hate being called "buddy".

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.