When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

chew on the side of my teeth

Play Minecraft

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.