sing like a pro in da shower

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.