Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.