Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.