Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Pee in the shower

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.