Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.