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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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