i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.