Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

i see almost everything as a sign

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.