Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -48

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

thumb_up thumb_down -50

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -52

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

thumb_up thumb_down -66

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

thumb_up thumb_down -72

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Pee in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.