sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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speak proper english

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.