i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.