Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

This song will not come out of my head!

sing like a pro in da shower

being super bored at shool

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

i see almost everything as a sign

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.