Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I have never watched Star Wars.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Things You Think Only You Do

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