If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.