i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.