flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

wonder who wrote these things

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.