I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.