I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.