Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I refuse to forward chain letters

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.