- Things You Think Only You Do

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

chew on the side of my teeth

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

speak proper english

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Pee in the shower

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I hate being called "buddy".

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.