Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.