When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.