get caught up in youtube comment arguments

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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