While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.