Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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This song will not come out of my head!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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being super bored at shool

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.