- Things You Think Only You Do

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

sneeze without closing my eyes

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.