skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.