being super bored at shool

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.