When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.