Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Pee in the shower

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.