- Things You Think Only You Do

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

When out I like to "people watch."

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.