When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.