Poop naked.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.