i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I have walked into a sliding glass door

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.