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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.
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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.