Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Pee in the shower

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.