When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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wonder who wrote these things

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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chew on the side of my teeth

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.