Vote for the other guy

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Pee in the shower

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.