- Things You Think Only You Do

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

This song will not come out of my head!

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

sing like a pro in da shower

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

being super bored at shool

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.