Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.