- Things You Think Only You Do

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

i see almost everything as a sign

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

laziness .... its all in the mind

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.