something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.