Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.