get really confused

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I hate being called "buddy".

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.