When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.