- Things You Think Only You Do

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.