If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Play Minecraft

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.