Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pee in the shower

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.