- Things You Think Only You Do

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I have never watched Star Wars.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.