try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.