text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Poop naked.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.