check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I hate being called "buddy".

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

wonder who wrote these things

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

chew on the side of my teeth

Play Minecraft

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.