Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

sneeze without closing my eyes

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.