I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.