When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.