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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.
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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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get caught up in youtube comment arguments
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Pee in the shower
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.