when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Pee in the shower

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Pee in the shower

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.