- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.