When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

sing like a pro in da shower

Eat ice by itself

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

When out I like to "people watch."

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.