It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.