Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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being super bored at shool

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.