Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.