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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.
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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have
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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.