This song will not come out of my head!

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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being super bored at shool

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.