In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Eat ice by itself

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Play Minecraft

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.