- Things You Think Only You Do

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

This song will not come out of my head!

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

sing like a pro in da shower

being super bored at shool

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.