Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.