It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Eat ice by itself

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

This song will not come out of my head!

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.