When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.