When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Play Minecraft

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.