read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

chew on the side of my teeth

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.