I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.