i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

i see almost everything as a sign

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.