Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.