Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Pee in the shower

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.