Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

wonder who wrote these things

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Pee in the shower

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.