pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Pee in the shower

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.