Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.