I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Eat ice by itself

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Play Minecraft

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.