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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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Poop naked.
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.