I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I hate being called "buddy".

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.