I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.