I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.