I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.