When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.