Vote for the other guy

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Pee in the shower

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.