Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.