Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.