Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.