If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.