I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.