When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.