Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.