Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Vote for the other guy

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.