Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.