when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Poop naked.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.