- Things You Think Only You Do

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Set Fire to the Rain

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.