When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.