When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Pee in the shower

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Pee in the shower

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.