Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

chew on the side of my teeth

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

laziness .... its all in the mind

speak proper english

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

get really confused

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Poop naked.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.