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chew on the side of my teeth
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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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i see almost everything as a sign
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laziness .... its all in the mind
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.