I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.