Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.