THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

i see almost everything as a sign

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Pee in the shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.