Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Having gay sex

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.