It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.