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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.