i always think people can hear my thoughts.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Poop naked.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.