I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.