I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.