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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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Pee in the shower
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.
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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.
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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.