close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I have never watched Star Wars.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.