sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.