Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Pee in the shower

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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KICK THE CAN

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.