try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.