On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.