Pee in the shower

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.