Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.