I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.