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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.
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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.