When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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Poop naked.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.