When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.