i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Poop naked.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.