sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.