- Things You Think Only You Do

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.