Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.