get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.