do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

i see almost everything as a sign

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.