chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.