push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

Poop naked.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.