I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.