pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Poop naked.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.