strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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speak proper english

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.