When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Poop naked.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.