something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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get really confused

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.