When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.