If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Poop naked.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.