When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Pee in the shower

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.