Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Play Minecraft

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Pee in the shower

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.