- Things You Think Only You Do

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

call someone by a siblings name.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

being super bored at shool

sing like a pro in da shower

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

When out I like to "people watch."

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.