Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

wonder who wrote these things

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

chew on the side of my teeth

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.