I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.