fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Vote for the other guy

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Poop naked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.