Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Vote for the other guy

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Pee in the shower

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.