Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.