Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.