fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Poop naked.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.