I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.