Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.