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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.
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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on
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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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I tell inanimate objects what to do.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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I have never watched Star Wars.
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