Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.