- Things You Think Only You Do

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Vote for the other guy

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.