Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.