I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Poop naked.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.