when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

open the fridge A eat food B think

Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.