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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.