In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.