when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Pee in the shower

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.