When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Pee in the shower

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.