I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.