Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

speak proper english

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.