When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.