when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.