- Things You Think Only You Do

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

check shower for murder then pee

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

sneeze without closing my eyes

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.