place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Vote for the other guy

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Set Fire to the Rain

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.