I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.