Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.