Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Poop naked.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.