I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.