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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.