fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

i see almost everything as a sign

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Poop naked.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.