Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.