Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.