When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Pee in the shower

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.