Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.