really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

i see almost everything as a sign

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.