Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.