It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.