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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.