When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

This song will not come out of my head!

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.