close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Pee in the shower

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.