Eat ice by itself

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Play Minecraft

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

i see almost everything as a sign

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.