I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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This song will not come out of my head!

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.