Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.