Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.