Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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speak proper english

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.