Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.