Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I hate being called "buddy".

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Eat ice by itself

wonder who wrote these things

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

i see almost everything as a sign

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.