The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.