Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.