Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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speak proper english

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.