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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.