When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.