When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.