In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.