When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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When out I like to "people watch."

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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speak proper english

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.