I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.