Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Still record on VHS tapes.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.