make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Pee in the shower

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.