It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.