Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

It's hot but I still have on covers

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.