push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.