- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

Wonder if anyone doesn't actually talk to themselves for some reason or another at some point in their life. (If so, how can talking to yourself be the first sign of madness? So many people do it...)

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

i see almost everything as a sign

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.