After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.