push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.