I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.