I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I never feel bored

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.