Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Poop naked.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.