Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Eat ice by itself

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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wonder who wrote these things

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.