Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pee in the shower

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.