Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Pee in the shower

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.