I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

This song will not come out of my head!

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.