To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.