Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.