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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

It's hot but I still have on covers

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

sing like a pro in da shower

Eat ice by itself

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.