I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.