I hate being called "buddy".

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Play Minecraft

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chew on the side of my teeth

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Pee in the shower

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Pee in the shower

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.