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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Pee in the shower
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.