- Things You Think Only You Do

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Take baths

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

i see almost everything as a sign

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

chew on the side of my teeth

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.