Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Poop naked.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

This song will not come out of my head!

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Eat ice by itself

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.