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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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chew on the side of my teeth
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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Pee in the shower
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.