Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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laziness .... its all in the mind

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get really confused

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Poop naked.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.