Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.