Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

This song will not come out of my head!

Eat ice by itself

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

wonder who wrote these things

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

speak proper english

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

get really confused

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.