- Things You Think Only You Do

I sleep in my underpants every single night

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.