resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.