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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?
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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki
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I have walked into a sliding glass door
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.