flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.