Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.