I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Sometimes I have a dream in the morning that I checked my clock but then when I wake up Im perplexed when Ive gone back in time -Ethan

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.