Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Eat ice by itself

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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wonder who wrote these things

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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speak proper english

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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get really confused

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.