See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.