place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Set Fire to the Rain

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

speak proper english

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.