Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Pee in the shower

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Set Fire to the Rain

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.