When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.