Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.