I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.