- Things You Think Only You Do

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Pee in the shower

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.