- Things You Think Only You Do

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

This song will not come out of my head!

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.