I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

sing like a pro in da shower

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.