Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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speak proper english

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.