If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.