When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

sing like a pro in da shower

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.