Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Pee in the shower

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.