- Things You Think Only You Do

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.