When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.