Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.