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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.
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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Set Fire to the Rain
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Poop naked.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.