To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.