When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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wonder who wrote these things

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.