I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Vote for the other guy

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.