- Things You Think Only You Do

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

I brush my teeth while im in the shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

This song will not come out of my head!

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

always check thde back seat before starting the car

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.