- Things You Think Only You Do

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.