Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Pee in the shower

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.