right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Vote for the other guy

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.