start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I have never watched Star Wars.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Poop naked.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.