sing like a pro in da shower

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.