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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.
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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Poop naked.
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.