My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.