If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Pee in the shower

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Set Fire to the Rain

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.