when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Poop naked.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.