In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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sing like a pro in da shower

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.