I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Eat ice by itself

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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get really confused

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.