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sing like a pro in da shower
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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.
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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Pee in the shower
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.