Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Pee in the shower

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.