- Things You Think Only You Do

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

Poop naked.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.