I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I have walked into a sliding glass door

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.