Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.