Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.