get caught up in youtube comment arguments

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

Poop naked.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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