I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.