Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.