I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.