Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Pee in the shower

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.