When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.