i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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i see almost everything as a sign

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Pee in the shower

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.