If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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Pee in the shower

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.