I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.