When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

This song will not come out of my head!

sing like a pro in da shower

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.