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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

sing like a pro in da shower

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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