When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.