right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.