Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.