Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Poop naked.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.