Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.