Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Learn how to say "I love you" in a different language, just to say it to the person you like and observe their dumbfounded expressions.

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Pee in the shower

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.