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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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Poop naked.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Run back into your room when your microwaving something
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.