im going to kill that person and get away with it

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speak proper english

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.