Try to see nipples through body paint.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

This song will not come out of my head!

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Play Minecraft

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.