Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Look at the time but have to look again 3 seconds later because you forgot.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.