I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.