- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

after a shower, try to shake the water off.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Courtesy flush.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.