Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.