Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Eat ice by itself

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.