I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

I have never watched Star Wars.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.