really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.