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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower
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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat
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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.