sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I have never watched Star Wars.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

sing like a pro in da shower

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.