trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.