When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Poop naked.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.