Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Poop naked.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.