text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.