Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.