I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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setting your alarm early so that when you wake up you see you still have time to sleep and you're like YES!!!

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.