i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I hate being called "buddy".

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Still record on VHS tapes.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

This song will not come out of my head!

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.