To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Pretend i'm a sim.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

Pretend my life is a videogame.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Play as both sides on fifa

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

sing like a pro in da shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.