Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.