I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.