When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.