Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.