Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Eat ice by itself

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.