I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I have never watched Star Wars.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

sing like a pro in da shower

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.