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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Pretend i'm a sim.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Make hand gestures when talking on phone
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.
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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother
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Play as both sides on fifa
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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.