Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.