Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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wonder who wrote these things

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.