Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.