- Things You Think Only You Do

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.