- Things You Think Only You Do

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Pee in the shower

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I have never watched Star Wars.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.