Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.