skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I hate being called "buddy".

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.