- Things You Think Only You Do

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.