I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Eat ice by itself

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.