when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.