- Things You Think Only You Do

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

check shower for murder then pee

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

sing like a pro in da shower

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.