Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Poop naked.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.