Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.