- Things You Think Only You Do

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

i see almost everything as a sign

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Poop naked.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.