text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Poop naked.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.