Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.