I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Poop naked.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.