Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Still record on VHS tapes.

call someone by a siblings name.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.