- Things You Think Only You Do

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Eat ice by itself

sing like a pro in da shower

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

wonder who wrote these things

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Poop naked.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.