text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.