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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee
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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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check shower for murder then pee
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.