Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.