recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I hate being called "buddy".

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

sing like a pro in da shower

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.