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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is
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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!
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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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i would air drum even if theres no music playing
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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.
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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)
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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.