Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Vote for the other guy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.