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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.
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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.
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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol
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Brake for tail-gaters
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sing like a pro in da shower
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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.
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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful
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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.