flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.