I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.