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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.
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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.
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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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Pee in the shower
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.