I hate being called "buddy".

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Poop naked.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.