Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I have never watched Star Wars.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Vote for the other guy

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.