Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Poop naked.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.