try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.