when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.