When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Vote for the other guy

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.