daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.