- Things You Think Only You Do

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.