Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.