- Things You Think Only You Do

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I hate being called "buddy".

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.