- Things You Think Only You Do

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

It's hot but I still have on covers

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

sing like a pro in da shower

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.