speak proper english

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.