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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen
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Pee in the shower
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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I meow when my cat meows.
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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