I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.