if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.