I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.