sing like a pro in da shower

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Vote for the other guy

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.