- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.