I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.