I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.