start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Vote for the other guy

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.