Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Vote for the other guy

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.