sing like a pro in da shower

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.