- Things You Think Only You Do

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.