I hate being called "buddy".

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Poop naked.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.