At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.