sing like a pro in da shower

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.