collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.