Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.