When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

This song will not come out of my head!

Vote for the other guy

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.