Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Poop naked.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.