Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Set Fire to the Rain

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.