Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.