when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.