- Things You Think Only You Do

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

sing like a pro in da shower

Brake for tail-gaters

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

speak proper english

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.