Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Vote for the other guy

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.