Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.