Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Pee in the shower

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.