do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Poop naked.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -29

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

thumb_up thumb_down -31

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Brake for tail-gaters

thumb_up thumb_down -53

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

chew on the side of my teeth

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

thumb_up thumb_down -69

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

thumb_up thumb_down -79

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.