- Things You Think Only You Do

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.