I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

sing like a pro in da shower

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

speak proper english

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Poop naked.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Pee in the shower

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.