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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.
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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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When out I like to "people watch."
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.