Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

When out I like to "people watch."

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

I meow when my cat meows.

Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.