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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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speak proper english

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.