Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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wonder who wrote these things

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.