When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.