If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.