- Things You Think Only You Do

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

This song will not come out of my head!

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.