sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.