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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Things You Think Only You Do

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