I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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wonder who wrote these things

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.