When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.