sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.