- Things You Think Only You Do

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Poop naked.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I hate being called "buddy".

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.