Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.