At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Poop naked.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.