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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.
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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.