Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.