start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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i see almost everything as a sign

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.