I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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wonder who wrote these things

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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speak proper english

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.