Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.