It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

I pee in the shower. :3

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.