Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.