when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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My parents are annoying.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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In britain,everytime i see a magpie i got to do this silly ritual and salute and say good morning mr magpie (depending on wat time of day it is) and make sure 2 ppl see it at the same time or something bad will happen.then someone will tell me another one i should do and i add it on! Its never ending.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Poop naked.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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check shower for murder then pee

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.