I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

This song will not come out of my head!

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Vote for the other guy

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.