- Things You Think Only You Do

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.