- Things You Think Only You Do

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.