start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.