when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.