At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Poop naked.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.