Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.