- Things You Think Only You Do

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Pee in the shower

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I pee in the shower. :3

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.