It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.