- Things You Think Only You Do

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

sing like a pro in da shower

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

speak proper english

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.