Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Brake for tail-gaters

wonder who wrote these things

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.