When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.