Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

call someone by a siblings name.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.