Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I have walked into a sliding glass door

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I have never watched Star Wars.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.