- Things You Think Only You Do

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.