when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.