you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.