- Things You Think Only You Do

Pee in the shower

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I pee in the shower. :3

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.