twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.