Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.