When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Brake for tail-gaters

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.