twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.