When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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wonder who wrote these things

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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speak proper english

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.