Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.