I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Vote for the other guy

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.