When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Still record on VHS tapes.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.