I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

This song will not come out of my head!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.