I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.