I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.