Picking my nose.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Pee in the shower

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.