sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.