In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.