I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Vote for the other guy

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.