- Things You Think Only You Do

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

Poop naked.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.