Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

always check thde back seat before starting the car

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

wonder who wrote these things

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.