Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.