if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

i see almost everything as a sign

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.