- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

This song will not come out of my head!

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Vote for the other guy

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

speak proper english

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.