My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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Vote for the other guy

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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wonder who wrote these things

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.