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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.
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Poop naked.
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Pee in the shower
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.
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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in
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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it
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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.
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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service
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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset
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This song will not come out of my head!
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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.
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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.