twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.