Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

I have never watched Star Wars.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

Vote for the other guy

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

wonder who wrote these things

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.