get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.