recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Vote for the other guy

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.