- Things You Think Only You Do

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.