when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.