I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.