Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Eat ice by itself

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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wonder who wrote these things

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.