- Things You Think Only You Do

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

chew on the side of my teeth

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.