really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Pee in the shower

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.