When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.