- Things You Think Only You Do

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.