- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Picking my nose.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

My parents are annoying.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.