Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.