Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.