When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.