Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Pee in the shower

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.