While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I hate being called "buddy".

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.