after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.