Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.