- Things You Think Only You Do

sing like a pro in da shower

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I never feel bored

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.