Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.