Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.