Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I have seen a UFO

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.