I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Ur mum

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.