Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Poop naked.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.