You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.