Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Picking my nose.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Pee in the shower

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.