When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.