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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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My parents are annoying.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.
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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.
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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.
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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie
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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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I push the door open with my stomach
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.