Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.