Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.