Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.