sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.