Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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speak proper english

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pee in the shower

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.