- Things You Think Only You Do

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

I eat ass

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.