trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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speak proper english

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.