Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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wonder who wrote these things

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.