I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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wonder who wrote these things

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about breathing...

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Pee in the shower

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.