I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.