I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.