Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.