I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.