I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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wonder who wrote these things

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.