sing like a pro in da shower

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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My parents are annoying.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.