Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Talk to my cat.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.