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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Eat ice by itself

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

i see almost everything as a sign

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.