Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.