when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.