- Things You Think Only You Do

When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Pee in the shower

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.