On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.