Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.