My parents are annoying.

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.