- Things You Think Only You Do

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

It's hot but I still have on covers

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.