- Things You Think Only You Do

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

bounce when your tip toeing.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.