When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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My parents are annoying.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.