I have never watched Star Wars.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I masturbate with sandpaper

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

speak proper english

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.