- Things You Think Only You Do

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Boinked my neighbor

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.