wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Pee in the shower

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.