Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.