I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.