put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.