Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.