This song will not come out of my head!

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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wonder who wrote these things

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.