Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.