if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.