put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.