Pee in the shower

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.