really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.