Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

I hate being called "buddy".

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I masturbate with sandpaper

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

sing like a pro in da shower

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.