I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Pee in the shower

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.