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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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Wondering who would cry at your funeral
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.
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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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Play as both sides on fifa
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.