Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.