I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.