I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.