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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.