Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Wondering who would cry at your funeral

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Play as both sides on fifa

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.