I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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speak proper english

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.