Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

This song will not come out of my head!

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.