Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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speak proper english

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.