When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I meow when my cat meows.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.