- Things You Think Only You Do

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.