Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Play as both sides on fifa

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.