I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.