When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.