I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.