When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Vote for the other guy

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.