Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.