when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.