when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

call someone by a siblings name.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Boinked my neighbor

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.