- Things You Think Only You Do

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Boinked my neighbor

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.