read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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wonder who wrote these things

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.