When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.