Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

chewing icecream before you swallow it

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.