Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I sleep in my underpants every single night

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -29

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -31

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

thumb_up thumb_down -33

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

thumb_up thumb_down -35

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

thumb_up thumb_down -41

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -53

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

thumb_up thumb_down -53

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

thumb_up thumb_down -67

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.