I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.