I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.