The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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speak proper english

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.