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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.