- Things You Think Only You Do

Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

This song will not come out of my head!

When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.