I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

I have never watched Star Wars.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Brake for tail-gaters

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

wonder who wrote these things

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.