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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.