- Things You Think Only You Do

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Pee in the shower

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.