Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.