Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.