Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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speak proper english

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Poop naked.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.