having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Still record on VHS tapes.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Vote for the other guy

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.