start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I have walked into a sliding glass door

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

speak proper english

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.