Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.