Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Play Minecraft

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

I Masturbate Daily.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.