My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When out I like to "people watch."

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.