Pee in the shower

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Boinked my neighbor

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.