When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Pee in the shower

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.