I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

wonder who wrote these things

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.