I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

wonder who wrote these things

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.