I hate being called "buddy".

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Boinked my neighbor

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.