Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I hate being called "buddy".

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

call someone by a siblings name.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.