When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.