I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.