see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.