- Things You Think Only You Do

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

It's hot but I still have on covers

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.