While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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wonder who wrote these things

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.