Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.