- Things You Think Only You Do

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

i would air drum even if theres no music playing

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

I have never watched Star Wars.

It's hot but I still have on covers

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

This song will not come out of my head!

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

sing like a pro in da shower

wonder who wrote these things

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.