My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

This song will not come out of my head!

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Vote for the other guy

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.