Pee in the shower

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.