Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.