I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.