Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.