When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.