when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.