twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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My parents are annoying.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.