Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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chew on the side of my teeth

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.