- Things You Think Only You Do

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When out I like to "people watch."

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.