Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Vote for the other guy

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.