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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.