When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.