Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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speak proper english

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.