- Things You Think Only You Do

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Pee in the shower

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.