When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.