when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

call someone by a siblings name.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.