If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.