sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.