I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

It's hot but I still have on covers

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.