When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.