Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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sing like a pro in da shower

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.