Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.