I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I pee in the shower. :3

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.