Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.