When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.