Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Brake for tail-gaters

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.