While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.