Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

sing like a pro in da shower

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.