When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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check shower for murder then pee

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.