Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.