- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Brake for tail-gaters

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.