Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.