when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.