when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

It's hot but I still have on covers

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

speak proper english

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.