- Things You Think Only You Do

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Brake for tail-gaters

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I type a comment here and secretly feel special

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.