Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.