In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.