- Things You Think Only You Do

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

It's hot but I still have on covers

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

wonder who wrote these things

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

My parents are annoying.

speak proper english

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.