- Things You Think Only You Do

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

It's hot but I still have on covers

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

wonder who wrote these things

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.