- Things You Think Only You Do

i see almost everything as a sign

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

check shower for murder then pee

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.