When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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check shower for murder then pee

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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i pretend to have the ability of telekinesis and move things around my house , garden, playground...

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Read weird posts like this one on the HorseHead Network.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.