Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.