When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Vote for the other guy

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.