Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.