wonder who wrote these things

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.