It's hot but I still have on covers

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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wonder who wrote these things

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.