speak proper english

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Poop naked.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.