I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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speak proper english

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.