- Things You Think Only You Do

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.