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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel
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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge
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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.
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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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Brake for tail-gaters
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.