Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.