I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

It's hot but I still have on covers

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

speak proper english

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.