While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.