I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.