This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I wish I can go somewhere where there is no influences trying to get me to buy a product or be a certain way

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.