When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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speak proper english

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.