You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Give vocal commentary on the song I just played when I'm the only one in the car.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.