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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Poop naked.

Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.