- Things You Think Only You Do

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I meow when my cat meows.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Pee in the shower

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

call someone by a siblings name.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.