Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

check shower for murder then pee

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.