Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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wonder who wrote these things

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.