Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.