Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Boinked my neighbor

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.