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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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When out I like to "people watch."
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Boinked my neighbor
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better
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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.
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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?
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