Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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sing like a pro in da shower

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Vote for the other guy

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

fall asleep in the shower.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.