Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.