I pee in the shower. :3

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.