Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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call someone by a siblings name.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.