Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

thumb_up thumb_down -23

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

thumb_up thumb_down -33

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

thumb_up thumb_down -33

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

thumb_up thumb_down -35

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.