Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.