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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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This song will not come out of my head!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.