How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.