I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.