Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.