- Things You Think Only You Do

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Pretend my life is a videogame.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

call someone by a siblings name.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.