Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.