Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.