Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.