when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I have never watched Star Wars.

It's hot but I still have on covers

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.