forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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check shower for murder then pee

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.