- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Boinked my neighbor

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.