- Things You Think Only You Do

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.