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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

When out I like to "people watch."

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Boinked my neighbor

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.