I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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wonder who wrote these things

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Pee in the shower

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.