Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I hate being called "buddy".

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.