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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.
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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers
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I meow when my cat meows.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.