Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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wonder who wrote these things

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.