When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.