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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.
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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.
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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say
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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.