Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

check shower for murder then pee

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.