If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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misread dig bick

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.