chewing icecream before you swallow it

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.