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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Still record on VHS tapes.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.