collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.