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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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I type a comment here and secretly feel special
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.