get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.