Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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check shower for murder then pee

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.