check shower for murder then pee

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I meow when my cat meows.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.