Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.