I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

I meow when my cat meows.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.