- Things You Think Only You Do

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

call someone by a siblings name.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Sitting next to a banana called James

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.