After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.