I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.