Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -46

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

thumb_up thumb_down -50

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

thumb_up thumb_down -68

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

thumb_up thumb_down -136

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

thumb_up thumb_down +47

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

thumb_up thumb_down -7

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I meow when my cat meows.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.