I pee in the shower. :3

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I hate being called "buddy".

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.