I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.