Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I hate being called "buddy".

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

It's hot but I still have on covers

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.