- Things You Think Only You Do

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

call someone by a siblings name.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.