when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.