- Things You Think Only You Do

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

This song will not come out of my head!

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.