Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.