i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Vote for the other guy

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.