Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

call someone by a siblings name.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.