Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.