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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Talk to my cat.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sometimes I toot.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Having gay sex

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.