Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.