chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.