Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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speak proper english

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.