I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Pee in the shower

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.