- Things You Think Only You Do

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

It's hot but I still have on covers

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.