I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

This song will not come out of my head!

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.