Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.