trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.