Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Boinked my neighbor

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.