Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.