When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.