Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.