Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

thumb_up thumb_down -18

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

thumb_up thumb_down -28

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I have walked into a sliding glass door

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

misread dig bick

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

thumb_up thumb_down -46

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

thumb_up thumb_down -46

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.