Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Be a loner at school

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.