Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.