Play as both sides on fifa

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Boinked my neighbor

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.