Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.