When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Boinked my neighbor

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I push the door open with my stomach

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Pee in the shower

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.