call someone by a siblings name.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.