- Things You Think Only You Do

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

call someone by a siblings name.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Vote for the other guy

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.