Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.