Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.