I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

I meow when my cat meows.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I tell inanimate objects what to do.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.