Watch the same movies over and over

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.