- Things You Think Only You Do

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

check shower for murder then pee

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. name dies in the end. WTF?

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.