sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.