- Things You Think Only You Do

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.