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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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sing like a pro in da shower
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.
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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves
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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.
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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my
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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom
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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.