clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.