I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Boinked my neighbor

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.