Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.