Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.