Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.