Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

Boinked my neighbor

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I meow when my cat meows.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.