- Things You Think Only You Do

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

I meow when my cat meows.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.