- Things You Think Only You Do

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Vote for the other guy

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Boinked my neighbor

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.