Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.