- Things You Think Only You Do

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Pee in the shower

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.