Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.