Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.