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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn
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When you're having a discussion or an argument with someone and you are about to say something important then you completely forget what you were going to say.
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)
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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles
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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Boinked my neighbor
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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.