After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.