Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.