i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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check shower for murder then pee

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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Vote for the other guy

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.