I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.