only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.