Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Put toilet paper on the seat in my own house.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Sometimes I toot.

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Pee in the shower

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.