- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

Having gay sex

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.