when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.