Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.