I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.