Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When out I like to "people watch."

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.