- Things You Think Only You Do

It's hot but I still have on covers

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Vote for the other guy

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Boinked my neighbor

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.