It's hot but I still have on covers

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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speak proper english

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.