Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.