- Things You Think Only You Do

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When out I like to "people watch."

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

I meow when my cat meows.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.