Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Vote for the other guy

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Boinked my neighbor

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.