I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.