I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.