when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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My parents are annoying.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.