take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Think about breathing...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.