Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

check shower for murder then pee

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.