Only use the left earphone.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.