Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.