When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I meow when my cat meows.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.