I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.