After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.