Pretend animals talk to you!

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Pee in the shower

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.