- Things You Think Only You Do

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I masturbate with sandpaper

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.