Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.