Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I meow when my cat meows.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.