Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.