I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.