Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.