Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.