I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.