Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Pee in the shower

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.