I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.