Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.