play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Pee in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.