- Things You Think Only You Do

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I push the door open with my stomach

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Look at my poop before flushing

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.