Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I always think I have special powers

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.