A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.