Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.