I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.