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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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I like to eat the crust on pizzas
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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.
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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday
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look at bins as i walk past them
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.
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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.
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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs
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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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Pee in the shower
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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.