Pee in the shower

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.