I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.