Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

thumb_up thumb_down -24

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

thumb_up thumb_down -30

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

thumb_up thumb_down -40

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

thumb_up thumb_down -40

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

thumb_up thumb_down -48

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

thumb_up thumb_down -54

always check thde back seat before starting the car

thumb_up thumb_down -54

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.