Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

look at bins as i walk past them

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Pee in the shower

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.