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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.
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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.
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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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I push the door open with my stomach
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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that
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Look at my poop before flushing
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.