Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.