- Things You Think Only You Do

call someone by a siblings name.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I meow when my cat meows.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.