My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.