Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Boinked my neighbor

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.