Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.