- Things You Think Only You Do

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Pee in the shower

stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

chewing icecream before you swallow it

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Pretend my life is a videogame.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.