When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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speak proper english

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.