really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.