- Things You Think Only You Do

I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Sitting next to a banana called James

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Pretend animals talk to you!

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.