When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Pretend my life is a videogame.

when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.