Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.