Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.