Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.