Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Vote for the other guy

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.