going to bed at 10:30 pm realize i have to check Facebook go to YouTube randomly watch 2 hours of nothing, then find my self pulling an all nighter cause its 4 am and i got school.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.