Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.