Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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speak proper english

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.