clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pee in the shower

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I pee in the shower. :3

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.