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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Vote for the other guy
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.