Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.