I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.