Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.