I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Vote for the other guy

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.