I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

I push the door open with my stomach

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Look at my poop before flushing

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.