While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.