Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

When out I like to "people watch."

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.