Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.