Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I Masturbate Daily.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.