When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Look at my poop before flushing

I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.