Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Only use the left earphone.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.