Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Boinked my neighbor

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.