Sitting next to a banana called James

thumb_up thumb_down -27

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

thumb_up thumb_down -35

I'm starting to ignore Hollywood, the news and experts opinions more and more.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Play with my own boobs for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down -45

I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

thumb_up thumb_down -47

It's hot but I still have on covers

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

thumb_up thumb_down -51

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

thumb_up thumb_down -53

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

thumb_up thumb_down -53

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

thumb_up thumb_down -57

look at bins as i walk past them

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.