Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Picking my nose.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.