When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.