- Things You Think Only You Do

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

I masturbate with sandpaper

Vote for the other guy

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.