I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.