speak proper english

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.