I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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check shower for murder then pee

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.