Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

speak proper english

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.