when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Look at my poop before flushing

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.