Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

Play as both sides on fifa

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Think about breathing...

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.