Boinked my neighbor

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.