pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Think about breathing...

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.