When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.