Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.