Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.