thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.