- Things You Think Only You Do

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.