If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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wonder who wrote these things

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.