Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.