Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.