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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

I push the door open with my stomach

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

bounce when your tip toeing.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.