Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.