My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.