- Things You Think Only You Do

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.