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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka
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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.
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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.
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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.
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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.