Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.