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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Boinked my neighbor
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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'
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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs
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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.
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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Look at my poop before flushing
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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.