Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.