Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Play as both sides on fifa

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

It's hot but I still have on covers

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I meow when my cat meows.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.