I meow when my cat meows.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Vote for the other guy

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.