I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.