- Things You Think Only You Do

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

I like to eat the crust on pizzas

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.