really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.