pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Pee in the shower

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.