I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

check shower for murder then pee

Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

I play video games with the controller under the covers.

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Boinked my neighbor

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.