Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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speak proper english

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.