Boinked my neighbor

Think about breathing...

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.