See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Pretend animals talk to you!

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

check shower for murder then pee

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.