thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Pretend animals talk to you!

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

I push the door open with my stomach

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.