Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.