daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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check shower for murder then pee

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.