Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.