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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.
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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Pretend my life is a videogame.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.