spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I hate being called "buddy".

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

call someone by a siblings name.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.