I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Sometimes cringe at the sound when other people scratch themselves

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -61

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

thumb_up thumb_down -63

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

thumb_up thumb_down -85

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

thumb_up thumb_down -97

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -99

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

thumb_up thumb_down +30

creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

thumb_up thumb_down -10

when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

thumb_up thumb_down -14

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.