Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.