Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.