Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

I hate being called "buddy".

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.