- Things You Think Only You Do

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.