- Things You Think Only You Do

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

I hate being called "buddy".

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

Picking my nose.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.