Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I think about other women when having sex

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.