Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Look at my poop before flushing

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check shower for murder then pee

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I think about other women when having sex

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.