When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.