- Things You Think Only You Do

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.