While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.