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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer
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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.
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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.