When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.