Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Vote for the other guy

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Look at my poop before flushing

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.