When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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I apologize, when i bump against things.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Blast yur music in the car when you are alone but when someone pulls up next to you u turn it down so u don't make them think yur an ass

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.