I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.