Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.