Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.