Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.