How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I hate being called "buddy".

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.