Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.