Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.