Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.