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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.
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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.
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Watch the same movies over and over
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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the power to regenerate your appendix
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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!
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It's hot but I still have on covers
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.