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Pee in the shower
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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.
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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.