when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Think about breathing...

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.