I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.