sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.