When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I meow when my cat meows.

I push the door open with my stomach

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Play as both sides on fifa

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.