Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.