when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.