Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.