Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.