When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Pretend i'm a sim.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.