Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.