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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Play as both sides on fifa

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I chew around the center of carrots.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.