- Things You Think Only You Do

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.