recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.