resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Boinked my neighbor

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.