Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

I chew around the center of carrots.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Look at my poop before flushing

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

check shower for murder then pee

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.