When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.