I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.