When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.