check shower for murder then pee

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I masturbate with sandpaper

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Boinked my neighbor

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.