Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.