While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.