when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Pretend my life is a videogame.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Think about breathing...

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Pee in the shower

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.