Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.