My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Think about breathing...

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.