When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Boinked my neighbor

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.