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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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i always think people can hear my thoughts.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.
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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.
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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.
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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.
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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."
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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something
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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)
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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.