when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.