Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

sing like a pro in da shower

Vote for the other guy

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.