Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Think about breathing...

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.