Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.