when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Look at my poop before flushing

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check shower for murder then pee

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.