When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Boinked my neighbor

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.