I rehearse arguments in my head.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.