Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Vote for the other guy

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.