Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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check shower for murder then pee

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.