When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think about other women when having sex

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.