thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I think about other women when having sex

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Boinked my neighbor

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.