I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.