Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.