Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.