turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.