Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.