twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.