when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Think about breathing...

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.