- Things You Think Only You Do

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

I meow when my cat meows.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.