Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Play as both sides on fifa

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.