Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.