Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.