- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Look at my poop before flushing

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.