When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I masturbate with sandpaper

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I meow when my cat meows.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.