When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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check shower for murder then pee

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.