Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.