I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Think about breathing...

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Pee in the shower

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.