I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Play as both sides on fifa

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.