Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.