- Things You Think Only You Do

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Think about breathing...

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I chew around the center of carrots.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Pee in the shower

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

check shower for murder then pee

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.