Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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check shower for murder then pee

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.