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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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i always think people can hear my thoughts.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.