Vote for the other guy

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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check shower for murder then pee

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.