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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.
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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.
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Think about breathing...
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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.