Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.