- Things You Think Only You Do

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

-14

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

-14

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

-16

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

-18

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

-20

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

-28

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

-30

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

-30

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

-34

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

-36

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

-36

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

-38

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

-42

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

-44

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

-50

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

-52

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

-54

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

-54

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

-62

I push the door open with my stomach

Pee in the shower

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

I never feel bored

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Pretend i'm a sim.

On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

Things You Think Only You Do