Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.