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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.
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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.
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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.
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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.
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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .
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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.
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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v
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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...
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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.