- Things You Think Only You Do

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

I push the door open with my stomach

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.