When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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check shower for murder then pee

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.