Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.