Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

Think about breathing...

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.