- Things You Think Only You Do

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

I chew around the center of carrots.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Look at my poop before flushing

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.