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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear
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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.
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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..
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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch
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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.