Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.